Blurp!

Random thoughts, phrases, words, whatever that just pop into my head

Blurp! The following are just random thoughts, phrases, words, whatever that just pop into my head and I don't want to lose or bother my twittr pals with. See how nice I am?

Reverse chronological order
  • Tide infused with Bounce to create a potpourri of woven lint
  • If you don't really want something, life will call your bluff
  • Grizly Gus guzzles gallons of coffee
  • It feels like a newspaper without the newspaper feel
  • I suppose you could see the future. If you envisioned what you wanted, only concerned yourself with that, and didn't give a shit about anything else.
  • I'm all blogged up!
  • Reduce the domain of complexity in order to solve problems efficiently
  • Is the kwisatz haderach of one present universe also the simultaneous kwisatz haderach in another universe? These questions need answering.
  • gist me gently, one time ... one time
  • I'm a volcano of comedy and you're in the ring of humor
  • Gods are always furious. Ex: see the Old Testament.
  • Grand to gross can be done in one step. Gross to grand is somewhat more like moving glaciers.
  • There are two modes in my brain: reality and chat. In chat mode, I'm a phonetic typist making me a horrible grammarist.
  • Maybe it has its paradigm rooted in another dimension
  • <NAME>, that's a cute one. You must have had flowers and god nectar for breakfast this morning!
  • Happiness is something you are, not something you obtain
  • If I could do one thing and I could do it well, it would be paper machet
  • I'll give you a jack in the box
  • Well ... your mom understands